Well, I told you to acks me sumpin if you wanted to know about the goins on wiff the N'BRED net, so I finely get round to anserin' yur dum questions. I dun seen sum of yur comints posted on that there QRZ webpage too. Furst of all what's the deal about Junior's sister? Sum you all want to
no more about her. Well, you done saw my pichur of her but say you want more cuz I was too scared to git a gud pichur. So I acksed Junior and he sent me anuther pichur he took:
(Junior's sister)
Then sumbody says they wants to no what kinda beer Squirrel drinking wiff his brekfust. So I acksed Squirrel an he said beer is beer an it don matter none long as he got sum. He sed the best beer is free beer. You no that fer reals.
I gess Squirrel dun got popular cuz sumone acksed nuther question about him. They question his bein in the Gulf War in the 70's. Well, you no it ain't ezy acksin Squirrel about
stuff lik that cuz you never no if he be six packin and git all mad er sumpin. I let DuWayne acks him about it cuz DuWayne always givin Squirrel the what for anyway. So shur enuff,
Squirrel got mad but he sended us a pichur to prove he wuz in the Gulf War in the 70's. He said he was in the Army Seals an no one nose about the Gulf War goin on in the 70's because it was sum
super secret black ops deely bob an if he told us about it he'd haff to kill us.
(Squirrel in the Army Seals in Gulf War in the 70's)
So you no DuWayne gots to be startin sumpin an sent this pichur he said was Squirrel in the war.
Now you no that's gonna bring out sum big ol Smackdown between Squirrel an DuWayne. Im not shur Squirrel even got over that SS Antenna smack ol' DuWayne dun laid on him befor. I shur hope it dont git as bad as a contest on are freekwency wiff Squirrel goin' nuts on ol' DuWayne.
Oh, I almost fergot to tell you... Squirrel made him a Secret Labratory fer testin his antennas. He said you got to "be the antenna," you got to "feel the RF" in order to make a gud antenna. So he made this top secret labratory an he got a pit bull in it
to keep them HyGain, Tennadyne, big shot corperashuns out cuz he nose they want to steal his teknology. I acksed him how the dog goes poop outside an he said he got him trained to go a corner, then he jest throws it out the window.
(N0CDV, Squirrel's Antenna Labratory)
Sumbudy acksed me if the N'BRED net liked Dale Ernhard. He dont race no more. We lik this fella.
That reminds me what Dawg always say when sumone acks him if he werks DX. He sed, "Hell yeah! I werk Copenhagen every day!" Then we all laff an run the DXer off our frekwency.
Speekin of Dawg. Thanks fer sum of you sendin the gurlie pichurs. I dun showed sum to Dawg an you done made him reel happy.
(One Happy Dawg! KI4MD)
Well, I gess that ansers all yur dum questions. Well, all eksept for one. Sumbudy acksed me how our New Year party went. We went to the hamfest here an well, Junior came over an as usual drink to much. He said he had the flu but I no he jest a
kid an cant handle his likor. He got messed up on Mad Dog an dun made a big ol' mess an you dont want to see it. OK, you been warned so you decide you want to see Junior his usual sick self
at every hamfest. Dont go to the bottom of this webpage if you dont want to see Junior throwed up at the hamfest
I gotta go cuz Springer is fixin to start on TV.
L.R.
KE8MPT fer ID
If you ain't doin what we're doin then you're wrong. Amatyur radio ain't got no room fer DXers, contesters, paper chasers, SSTV, RTTY, or any of that other weird stuff.
STAY OFF OUR BAND!!!!
SINED,
THE N'BRED BOYS
L.R.
DAWG
SQUIRREL
DuWAYNE
JUNIOR
You can email the N'BRED net or L.R. at ke8mpt@yahoo.com if you want to acks me sumpin or send me a gurlie pichur.
Don't email me if your one of them there contesters or DXers or sumpthin like that! I heer enuff of yur QRM on the air.
I also gots me one of them Facebook pages if you want to search for "Lonnie Ray" there and you'll see me.
